Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)

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Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)5
Rodney Dangerfield delivered so many jokes that night, Carson had to break for commercials. Originally aired September 2, 1974 on the Tonight Show.

02:01 “When I was a kid, my old man didn't help me either. I asked my old man if I can go ice skating on the lake, he told me to wait 'till it gets warmer.”
07:27 “My wife's a cold person. Her side of the waterbed is frozen.”
09:07 “Doctors say when a man makes love to a woman, he burns up energy, he loses 150 calories. I made love to a girl once and lost even more. I lost 150 calories, my watch and my wallet.”



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Rumor has it he's still adjusting his tie in heaven.

Author — S.C. Wood

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"What a son I've got. I told him about the birds and the bees and then he told me about the butcher and my wife." Rodney Dangerfield

Author — Lil' Wayne's guitar teacher

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Carson: Let’s welcome Rodn-

Rodney: I’ll take it from here, Johnny.

Author — Kevin Ramirez

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4:48
Jimmy Fallon oughta take notes on how to fake laugh with some conviction.

Author — Franz Kafka

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Fav Rodney joke, "My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met each other."

Author — Robert New

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Why did he even sit down? The stand up routine never stopped lol.

Author — bones22j

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Half these jokes would get the network firing and denouncing him today. Sad.

Author — sebc2s

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

-Rodney Dangerfield

Author — Otis Beck

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Imagine Jimmy Fallon being the host here. He would ruin all of this.

Author — MCT

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he's honestly a machine. it's amazing.

Author — Yates Webb

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Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door the other day. They slammed the door in my face.

Author — Gonzo Granny

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"I told my psychiatrist I had suicidal tendencies, he said from now on you have to pay in advance" Boom, pow, zing. Dangerfield lit it up.

Author — James Miller

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Rodney: You know I had a really rough childhood-

Johnny: Well, here we go again.

Author — JustinDL97

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Rodney adjusted his tie 42 times in this clip.

Author — Ancient Wisdom

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9:33 I legitimately almost did a spit-take at that one!

Author — Micah Philson

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Back in the good old days, this was the best hour and a half every night with a lot fewer commercials too. Even as a teenager I made it home to watch Johnny Carson, the King of Late-night.

Author — Michael Linner

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Can you see it? Brendan Fraser could play this guy in a movie.

Author — zekestone

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"My wife's cooking is so bad the flies got together and fixed the hole in the screen door."

Author — pschroeter1

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Every time I see this headline, it bothers me because it's bs. Johnny Carson was playing front man for RD.

Author — Curtis Thomas

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He shoulda never sat down. He on that Raw!!!

Author — RellyOhBoy