Stephen Isn't Above Doing Massage Parlor Jokes

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The question isn't whether or not Stephen has jokes about the salacious Florida spa owner who posed for photos with the Trumps. The only question is... how many?


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When Trump sees this, it's really going to rub him the wrong way.

Author — Cypresssina

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The sleaze-factor associated with this administration makes my dog blush.

Author — Mark Adderley

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Can you imagine the script writers writing this - they must've been peeing themselves laughing.

Author — Jo R

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These old-man testicle jokes are such low-hanging fruit....

Author — Da Wolv

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"...so once again, the Patriots are embroiled in a scandal involving deflated balls."
"There's a reason why they call it 'Palm Beach'."
Stephen and his writers deserve lifetime honers for monologues like this masterpiece.

Author — Mondo Shredder

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Finally a job where being ambidextrous pays off.

Author — lee wang

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Pfft who still brags about being able to get anytime access to Trump? All you need is a cheeseburger to lure him into a meeting

Author — TheCstar07

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Someone should give Stephen's writers another raise. Some of them might even get a rise out of it...

Author — Citadel of winds

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Hoo ever sed Billionaires never deign to mix with manual labourers

Author — mark willies

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Cindy Yang, or as Trump calls her, Cindy Yank.

Author — KingOfMadCows

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Damn, Stephen. So much burn that it made global warming worse.

Author — Cheetos Ortiz

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"How many people does it need to get him off". ROFL. 🤣

Author — Bookie

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“I’m putting food on your children’s table right now” 🤣🤣🤣

Author — Chelsea Belle Greening

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How did Stephen get away with that "little pricks" joke?!

Author — Hazel Moloney

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This may not result in a happy ending for President Trump, but I felt happy watching this video and loved its ending.

Author — Jesse Torres

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trump has degraded the Presidency to such a degree that it may never recover the dignity & respect appropriate to the Office.

Author — LeesaDeAndrea

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I didn't know Stephen was a champion at Massage Parlor Jokes. Congratulations.

Author — stranraerwal

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"Man at Nursing home confirming he went" 🤣 Thank you for this Stephen.

Author — thillai saravanan

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Real cheap Colbert
After 9 straight jokes the 10th is free at all the "massage" parlors I go to

Author — King Yellowman

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Trump is confused: They tell him Steve Jobs used to be the CEO of Apple.
Trump always thought he was the CEO of a Massage Parlor.

Author — taxiuniversum