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if god talked how people on facebook said he did

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"I talked to god last night and he said subscribe or else???"
↓COME FOLLOW ME HERE OR I WILL CRY (HARD)↓
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- Thank you @abelinasabrina for filming!

in this video i put on an old blanket and said some pretty benign stuff that is sure to set my mom off tomorrow when she sees this and sends me a long, meandering facebook message about making fun of christians or whatever.

Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.

Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

💬 Comments on the video
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Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets

Author — Gus Johnson

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this isn’t god, god looks like a younger gus with more hair on a roof

Author — HMVideos

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The only acceptable reason to kill children: it’s getting low on angels

Author — Jushi

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I see that Gus is re-casting God in his Cinematic Universe

Author — Cpt Patrick

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Really interested to see where this new *not Thor* God subplot goes.

Author — One Topic At A Time

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“Heyyy Paula, Jesus Here, liste— yeah, Christ”

Author — Marcus P.

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“I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.”
—Susan B. Anthony

Author — Aries the Ram

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You forgot about him talking to drake and saying “yeah thats my plan”

Author — Pennino

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Bruh he like “Yes this is Jesus yea Christ”

Author — Bot Real

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“I figured I’d kill your child” holy shit I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

Author — Xerxes

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Seriously. There's a quote about how people tend to always think God is telling them to do exactly what they wanted to do in the first place.
EDIT: and I say this as a religious person lol

Author — K K

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"HEYYYY Paula Jesus here- yes Christ"

that got me cracking up for no reason lmao

Author — Jose Puga

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“My kid, on a cross, on your back”
-god

Author — Will S

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surgeon: he is fine
Patient: thank God
God: Gotcha homie

Author — Rafael Cavalari

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"H-hey, Paula, Jesus here! Listen- Yeah, Christ" is perfect.

Author — Javan Patrick Reigner

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*"The name is Christ, Jesus Christ."*

Author — Mat Pull

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I always hate that, “God musta needed another angel, ” line because, like, according to biblical and apocryphal sources there are, like, close to 1 billion of them already.

Author — Crossark1

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This is like those Ask ____ columns in newspapers but better.

Author — Ryan Benjamine

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Whenever I see God/Jesus in his skits, I expect Mama Johnson to come sprinting in with corrections.

Author — Tara Sullivan

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God: “Yes Katie, I do know what’s in your heart. Yeah don’t listen to her, she’s just upset because I got you that inheritance after I killed your grandparents.”

Author — Travis Caddie